IT'S WEIRD WHEN.

( ( starring the jingle-jangle twins aka abby & nora ) )

a: you know your life is getting weird when your holistic healing tarot card reading massage therapist offers to let you crash at her studio if you ever need to.

n: this couldn't have come at a better time tonight i'm gathering quarters to buy a beer and having an inner freakout about being homeless, jobless, and clueless. right now my best friend is an 11 year old russian boy named garey who sneaks gummy worms into my class and i turn a blind eye bc he's so hilariously cute.

a: i washed my face in a starbucks today and dried it with my shirt. did i tell you i'm dating someone that lives across the country. i think it's okay your best friend is 11.